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  • Book/Magazine + Digital Album

    16-page chapbook telling the stories of each Wishful Thinker in the Hall of Fame. QR-codes take you to mysterious corners of the internet. Illustrations by various Matchsellers friends and fans.

    You'll also get a physical CD and the digital album. If you come to either live CD Release Show, booklets will be discounted so plan on getting them there.

    Includes unlimited streaming of The Wishful Thinkers' Hall of Fame via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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      $20 USD or more 

     

  • Streaming + Download

    Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
    Purchasable with gift card

      $1 USD  or more

     

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I got a pile of dirty clothes my wash machine's been broke since last month
there's crumbs on the floor and my old sweeper cord is a piece of junk
I got a parking violation from each state in the nation in my glovebox
and my door's made of rubber so it don't matter brother how many times you knock!

There's a dish at the Brick in the Crossroads
it's a pile of tater tots with some nacho cheese
chili beans, sour cream and tomatoes
they call it the Hot Mess, just like me!

I'm tired of hanging round naked frying up bacon gettin burnt by the grease
I'm tired of always getting screwed by you know who when the coolant leaks
I need to get myself together or else I'll be untethered by my birthday
I think I'll go to the brick, chew a toothpick and order up my namesake!

I got rocks in my pocket a picture of davy crockett hanging on the wall
my sister says we're related she read it on some pages online last fall
i wear a coonskin cap everytime I take a nap it's my lucky charm
but I think it quit workin cause buddy i've been hurtin since I left my pappy's farm

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from The Wishful Thinkers' Hall of Fame, released October 28, 2022

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The Matchsellers Kansas City, Kansas

Clever and fearless, The Matchsellers boldly go where Bluegrass has previously feared to tread. Hailing from the heartland of America, they infuse traditional roots music with a modern, irreverent, wild, art-house twist that could only come out of Kansas City. ... more

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